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  • title card: white all caps text reading 'LOOK - (stop me if you've heard this one) BUT THERE WERE THESE TWO FELLERS...' superimposed on Maxie and Jennings in their clown make-up. Maxie is smiling inanely while Jennings has a sad face
  • Rugman opens the door to Tara and makes sure she's read the Victorian circus poster styled sign which fills the entire door: 'EGGS FRAGILE, FRAGILE AREA TAKE CARE, HANDLE AS EGGS, TREAD CAREFULLY, NO HANDBAGS, UMBRELLAS, PACKAGES, PLEASE TAKE CARE, DON'T KNOCK, PLEASE DON'T KNOCK, DONT'T SLAM THE DOOR, TALK LOUDLY, VIBRATE, EVEN BREATHE'
  • The Brigadier stands in the carpark, holding the comic yet deadly BOMB
  • Steed visits the joke writer Marler, whose office is knee-deep in rejected gags
  • Lord Dessington plummets to his doom from the window
  • Firey Frederick smiles after he lights his blow torch and prepares to burn Tara in half
  • Steed and Tara leave his apartment to go to dinner, she in a very short silk dress, he in a rented tuxedo that has a light-up sign on his back which reads Eat at JOE'S in red cursive on a white square

Series 6 - Episode 10
Look - (stop me if you've heard this one) But There Were These Two Fellers...

Teleplay by Dennis Spooner
Directed by James Hill


Produced by Albert Fennell regular New Avengers The Professionals
and Brian Clemens regular New Avengers Dangerman The Champions The Professionals Adam Adamant
Teleplay by Dennis Spooner regular New Avengers The Champions Doctor Who The Professionals Jason King Department S Randall and Hopkirk UFO
All Characters and events in this Teleplay are fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or persons, living or dead, is purely co-incidental
Directed by James Hill regular New Avengers The Saint
Executive in charge of production Gordon L.T. Scott regular
Music by Laurie Johnson regular New Avengers The Professionals Jason King
Story consultant Philip Levene regular
Production controller Jack Greenwood regular
Production designer Robert Jones regular
Consultant to the series Juilan Wintle regular
Director of photography Gilbert Taylor regular Department S Star Wars (billed as Gilbert Taylor B.S.C.)
Post production co-ordinator Harry Booth regular
Editor Manuel del Campo regular
Production manager Ron Fry regular New Avengers Doctor Who Space 1999
Miss Thorson's costumes designed by Alun Hughes regular
Casting director G.B. Walker regular The Saint
Unit manager Laurie Greenwood regular The Sweeney
Assistant Director Ron Appleton regular UFO
Camera operator Brian Elvin regular The Professionals Department S
Associate art director Len Townsend regular
Set dresser Kenneth Tait regular Department S
Continuity June Randall regular 007 The Saint
Make-up Jim Hydes regular Carry On..
Hairdressing Gordon Bond regular
Wardrobe Felix Evans regular
Editor Lionel Selwyn regular
2nd unit director John Hough regular The Champions Carry On..
2nd unit photography Jimmy Harvey regular The Champions (billed as Jimmy Harvey B.S.C.)
Recording director A.W. Lumkin regular The Saint
Sound recordist Cecil Mason regular The Saint
Dubbing mixer Len Shilton regular The Champions The Saint Department S
Sound editor Peter Lennard regular New Avengers The Professionals Randall and Hopkirk Department S
Music editor Karen Heward regular
Construction manager Herbert Worley regular
Supervisory electrician Steve Birtles regular The Saint
Stunt arranger Joe Dunne regular New Avengers 007 The Professionals The Prisoner Pink Panther Space 1999 Randall and Hopkirk
MCMLXVIII A.B.C. Television Films Limited All rights reserved
Made at Associated British Elstree Studios England and on location
ABC Production / Associated British Corporation

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