• title card: white all caps text reading ‘LOOK - (stop me if you’ve heard this one) BUT THERE WERE THESE TWO FELLERS...’ superimposed on Maxie and Jennings in their clown make-up. Maxie is smiling inanely while Jennings has a sad face
  • Rugman opens the door to Tara and makes sure she’s read the Victorian circus poster styled sign which fills the entire door: ‘EGGS FRAGILE, FRAGILE AREA TAKE CARE, HANDLE AS EGGS, TREAD CAREFULLY, NO HANDBAGS, UMBRELLAS, PACKAGES, PLEASE TAKE CARE, DON’T KNOCK, PLEASE DON’T KNOCK, DONT’T SLAM THE DOOR, TALK LOUDLY, VIBRATE, EVEN BREATHE’
  • The Brigadier stands in the carpark, holding the comic yet deadly BOMB
  • Steed visits the joke writer Marler, whose office is knee-deep in rejected gags
  • Lord Dessington plummets to his doom from the window
  • Firey Frederick smiles after he lights his blow torch and prepares to burn Tara in half
  • Steed and Tara leave his apartment to go to dinner, she in a very short silk dress, he in a rented tuxedo that has a light-up sign on his back which reads Eat at JOE’S in red cursive on a white square

Series 6 — Episode 10
Look - (stop me if you’ve heard this one) But There Were These Two Fellers...

Teleplay by Dennis Spooner
Directed by James Hill

Production No E.66.6.31 / E.67.9.5
Production completed: March 19 1968. First transmission: December 4 1968. First transmission (USA): May 8 1968

Regional broadcasts

BroadcasterDateTime
Thames Television4/12/19688:00pm
ATV Midlands5/12/19687:00pm
Granada Television23/03/19698:25pm
Anglia Television5/12/19687:00pm
Border Television15/12/19688:10pm
Channel Television5/12/19687:00pm
Grampian Television4/12/19688:00pm
Southern Television12/02/19698:00pm
Scottish Television13/03/19698:00pm
Tyne Tees Television4/12/19688:00pm
Ulster Television5/12/19687:00pm
Westward Television5/12/19687:00pm
Harlech Television5/12/19687:00pm
Yorkshire Television6/12/19687:35pm

TV Times listing

TV Times listing for a 1980s repeat on Channel Four
Sydney Morning Herald listing for November 22 1968, The Avengers untitled at 8pm
The Canberra Times listing for November 22 1968, The Avengers slightly mis-titled at 8pm
The Age listing for November 12 1968, The Avengers slightly mis-titled at 8.30pm

9.30
The Avengers

Patrick Macnee
Linda Thorson
Jimmy Jewel
Look — (stop me if you’ve heard this one) But There Were These Two Fellers…

By Dennis Spooner

Under the peaceful roof of Vauda Villa, a variety artistes’ rest home, ‘Mr. Punch’ directs a series of killings.

Previously shown on ITV

John Steed Patrick Macnee
Tara King Linda Thorson
Maxie Martin Jimmy Jewel
Jennings Julian Chagrin
Bradley Marler Bernard Cribbins
Marcus Rugman John Cleese
Lord Dessington William Kendall
Seagrave John Woodvine
Brig. Wiltshire Garry Marsh
Miss Charles Gaby Vargas
Cleghorn Bill Shine
Sir Jeremy Broadfoot Richard Young
Merlin Robert James
Fiery Frederick Talfryn Thomas
Tenor Jay Denver
Escapologist Johnny Vyvyan
Ventriloquist Len Belmont

Executive in Charge of Production Gordon L. T. Scott Designer Robert Jones Director James Hill Producers Albert Fennell Brian Clemens

ABC Television Network Production

The 1980s TV Times listing gets Jay Denyer’s name wrong.

The Age photo and episode summary for this episode

International broadcasts

BroadcasterDateTime
ABN2 Sydney, Australia22/11/19688:00pm
ABV2 Melbourne, Australia12/11/19688:30pm
ABC New York, USA8/05/19687:30pm
ORTF2 France27/12/196910:20pm
Suisse Romande, Switzerland
French titleClowneries (TF2: 13 et fin)
ZDF Germany
German titleVor Clowns wird gewarnt
KRO Netherlands28/04/19709:10pm
Dutch titleClowns en moordenaars
TTI Italy1982 C5
Italian titleLa sai quella dei due amici che...
Spain1/06/197011:00pm
Spanish titlePero había una vez dos tipos…

This episode appears to have never been broadcast in Switzerland and was not seen in Italy until the private channel Tele Torino International broadcast it in 1982.

This episode was not broadcast in Germany and would not screen there until 1999.

USA: New York Times listing for May 8 1968, 7.30pm
France: Le Confédéré listing for December 27 1969, 10.20pm
Netherlands: Leidse Courant episode summary for 9.10pm, April 28 1970
Netherlands: Limburgsch Dagblad listing for April 28 1970, 9.10pm
Spain: ABC Sevilla listing for May 31 1970, 11pm
USA: Chicago Tribune highlights for May 8 1968, 6.30pm

Continuity & Trivia

  1. 3:24–3:27 — Look- (stop me if you’ve heard this one) But There Were These Two Fellers...
    is one of those rare episodes with more than one title screen:
    title card: white all caps text reading ‘LOOK -’ superimposed on Maxie and Jennings in their clown make-up. Maxie is smiling inanely while Jennings has a sad face title card: white all caps text reading ‘LOOK - (stop me if you’ve heard this one)’ superimposed on Maxie and Jennings in their clown make-up. Maxie is smiling inanely while Jennings has a sad face
  2. 3:43 — Tara is holding the cane nearly horizontally in the mid shot but when we cut to the profile close-up it’s almost vertical.
  3. 4:10 — Another Avengers acronym: CUPID - Cabinet Underground Premises in Depth.
  4. 4:44 and 4:58–5:35 — The walking stick Tara finds becomes a bunch of cloth flowers - a standard conjuror’s prop, but in the car, they rapidly become a bunch of bananas, a sword (which rips the fabric roof of Tara’s convertible), a bunch of daffodils, and a top hat with a hydrangea in the band.
  5. 10:05 — Early inklings of Cleese’s Basil Fawlty character in the nervous and unhelpful civil servant, Marcus Rugman:
    “You are a public office”, says Tara when he tries to deny her entry and he replies, “Yes, that’s the trouble”.
  6. 14:28–15:25 — There’s a hair caught top centre in the shot in the clown face records office, it must be on the camera as it disappears in the second angle of Maxie & Jennings dropping the eggs.
  7. 15:20 (16:10) - it’s ridiculous that the eggs are raw, they would go off in days and Rugman earlier states they’re the culmination of over twenty years’ work.
  8. 15:25 — Marcus slips as he nears the shelves, but Jennings dropped the banana skin at their end of the shelves, not the end nearest to Marcus.
  9. 21:00 — There’s an out of focus hair top centre of the lens.
  10. 21:55 — There’s a hair at top left in the mid shot of Dessington getting up from his desk.
  11. 23:03 — The boom microphone and its shadow are visible at the top of the screen.
  12. 30:46 — Steed starts reading a limerick. “There was a young lady of Gloucester, she met a young ...” He then raises his eyebrows and whistles. I have not yet managed to find the full text but it seems to have been current with sailors at the end of the Nineteen Century, so you can imagine how lewd it was.
  13. 34:28 — A return to the winding road location used for so many tags scenes in Series Four.
  14. 34:45 — Obvious back projection used for the profile shot of Tara driving.
  15. 34:48 — The variation of the “The Avengers” theme used in this episode is reminiscent of Edwin Astley’s “Danger Man” theme due to the use of the harpsichord.
  16. 36:07 — There’s a hair visible at the top right corner of the screen.
  17. 44:22–45:50 — Maxie’s costumes during his fight with Steed after he switches out of his street clothes:
    • 44:22 — Maxie’s clown costume
    • 44:44 — old lady
    • 44:54 — ballet dancer (Nureyev)
    • 45:08 — cowboy
    • 45:31 — boxer
    • 45:47 — admiral
    • 45:55 — Cyrano de Bergerac
  18. 45:10 — There’s a hair on the lens in the top left corner in the close-up of Maxie as a cowboy.
  19. 46:18–46:23 — You can see a gap in the ceiling of the set at top left as Steed fights off Cyrano de Bergerac.
  20. 46:23 — There’s a black smudge in the top right corner of the camera lens for a few angles at the end of the fight.
  21. 47:46 — Steed is reading Tintin - “Le Lotus Bleu” in French (it wasn’t translated into English until 1983).
  22. 48:25 — Steed’s costumes as he gets ready for the opera:
    • 48:26 — Mandarin
    • 48:30 — Admiral
    • 48:35 — Native American
    • 48:39 — tuxedo (with flashing “Eat at Joe’s” sign on the back).
  23. Running time: 49′26″
  24. Just who is so obsessed with clowns? We have:
  25. This episode has a video Q&A and commentary with Linda Thorson, Julian Chagrin and Philip Hawkins on the Lives in the Pictures YouTube channel.

The Transport

MarqueColourNumber
Morris 1100 Mk I 1965pale greyKPD 655C
Austin FX4 1958 taxiblack62 FGK
AC 428 Frua Drophead Convertible Coupé 1965 Prototype (CF1)maroonLPH 800D
Bentley S2 Saloon 1960two-tone grey?
Rolls-Royce 40/50 h.p. ‘Silver Ghost’ 1923 H.J.Mulliner tourer (chassis number 46LK)pale lemonKK 4976

Who’s Killing Whom?

VictimKillerMethod
Sir Jeremy Broadfoot Maxie Martin joke gun (which fires bullets anyway)
Cleghorn Maxie Martin clubbed over the head
Rugman Maxie Martin & Jennings slips on banana
Brigadier Wiltshire Maxie Martin bomb
Marler Maxie Martin thrown knife
Lord Dessington Jennings rug pulled out from under his feet, he falls out a window
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The Fashions

Tara Steed

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