Series 5 — Episode 19
The £50,000 Breakfast
by Roger Marshall
Directed by Robert Day
based upon a story by Roger Marshall and Jeremy Scott
Steed dabbles in tycoonery
Emma in chicanery
Production No E.66.6.20
Production completed: July 18 1967. First transmission: October 11 1967.
TV Times summary
In which Steed dabbles in tycoonery — and Emma in chicanery …
A puppeteer is injured in a car accident, and his x-rays show a stomach full of diamonds - “High on carat, low in protein.”, as one of the doctors says.
The Avengers are called in to examine, but before they can question the puppeteer, Dusty Rhodes, he is killed in his hospital bed by a man masquerading as a doctor. Steed does, however, stumble onto a slick smuggling operation. Alex Litoff died some weeks earlier, but his staff have hidden the truth to give them time to liquidate the millionaire’s assets. Litoff’s body was buried in place of one of his Borzois at the Happy Valley Resting Place for pets, the dog - supposed to have been killed - now residing with the widow of Rhodes. She tries to blackmail the smugglers and is killed for her trouble. The authorities exhume Litoff’s body just as the villains plan to leave and Miss Pegram decides to kill the Avengers to stop them catching up with them. After a short fight, the crooks come quietly.
Steed is left with two Borzois and a bright yellow tie with a dalmatian on it but being an Englishman means he likes dogs and ties, but not dogs on his ties.
A ventriloquist, Dusty Rhodes (Richard Curnock), drives
along a country lane, chatting happily to his dummy, when
a farm van pulling a trailer of hay lurches out in front
of him and he’s injured in the crash. At the hospital, his
x-rays show a stomach full of diamonds - “High on carat,
low in protein.”, as one doctor (Christopher Greatorex)
says to a second doctor (Nigel Lambert).
In London, Miss Pegram (Yolande Turner) instructs her assistant (Eric Woofe) what prices to buy and sell and, and has her second assistant (Philippe Monnet) arrange a trade through the Bourse. John Steed (Patrick Macnee) meanwhile takes Emma Peel (Diana Rigg) for a pleasant spin in the country, but the bonhomie evaporates when he delivers her to the Whitton Cottage Hospital, where Rhodes remains in a coma. He tells her they’re there to investigate valuables in currency leaving the country and shows her the diamonds extracted from Rhodes. He tells her Rhodes has made seven trips to Switzerland in the last four weeks and £3.5M of goods have turned up there.
They visit a mechanic (Richard Owens) who’s been checking the car and he tells them it was a genuine crash, the car wasn’t tampered with. Steed takes the dummy to Mrs Rhodes (Pauline Delaney), who isn’t overly concerned about her husband’s condition, and tells him that Dusty visited the refugee homes set up by Alex Litoff when he went to Switzerland. Steed recognises Litoff as a financier and she confirms they’ve known each other for years; after he leaves, she takes the dummy into the kitchen and pats a large Borzoi.
In a graveyard, a jovial minister (Cardew Robinson) conducts
a funeral service for another dog, the prim old butler, Glover (Cecil Parker), telling him to send the bill to Mr Litoff and
departs, leading another Borzoi away. Steed arrives at the
Litoff Organisation just after Glover, who tells him he can’t
see Litoff, who is indisposed, but may see his number one,
Miss Pegram when he says he wants to return £50,000.
Steed presents the diamonds to her, saying Rhodes was trying to
smuggle them out of the country but he’d managed to intercept
them. He offers to return them for £5,000 and Pegram,
after a brief interruption from Litoff over the intercom, tells
him she can’t be blackmailed. She’s called away to handle a trade
and Steed tries to enter Litoff’s suite but is stopped by the
assistant. He offers Pegram his silence for the same price and
agrees to return the next day.
At the hospital that night, the security man (Jon Laurimore) is tricked into leaving the bedside by the assistant, disguised as a doctor, who lethally injects Rhodes.
Steed and Emma investigate the next day and discover the killer
understood medical forms, and forensics report a Borzoi hair found
on Rhodes’ jacket. The mechanic is attacked before they arrive
to reexamine the car and Pegram’s assistant has it crushed in
a compactor. The Avengers retire to examine old footage of Litoff
and Emma finds a gossip column reference to him attending the
opera with his niece, Judy Channerin and she decides to pretend
to be a school chum when she visits the boutique she works in.
She arrives and chooses a yellow silk tie, casually questioning
her about her uncle, whom Judy (Anneke Wills) says has kidney trouble, and she’s
never seen the last act of Faust as they always leave early.
Emma says she’s heard he’s leaving Britain, which Judy refutes and
Emma leaves, saying “...and the devil claimed his soul”, adding
"Faust" when she looks shocked.
Steed revisits Pegram who offers him £4,000 and tells him they’ll prosecute if he decides to sell the diamonds instead. She adds that being a woman in the financial world means she has to be tough - Litoff took a chance in hiring her and without his name behind her she’d be nothing. Litoff’s doctor, the acclaimed surgeon, Sir James Arnell (David Langton), appears and says his client needs more rest or his heart will give out, he departs to attend a cigar tasting and Steed chats to Glover about the dog on the way out, and Glover lets slip that there used to be another called Bellhound.
Mrs Rhodes arrives and tries to blackmail Miss Pegram who offers her an annuity but she refuses, saying Bellhound is still alive. Pegram’s assistant follows her home and breaks into the shop with a thug and they kill her and take the dog. Steed and Emma compare nots and find Litoff’s medical problems don’t tally so Steed asks her to break into Arnell’s car outside Kerrick Brothers while he questions the doctor inside. Sir James is impressing Jerezina (Yole Marinelli) of his cigar knowledge when Steed approaches and reveals to Steed he’d like to set up a clinic in Asia so he can do good work rather than just tend London society. Outside, Emma’s search is interrupted by the assistant, who she slams into the boot, and the thug, who she knocks out cold. Steed arrives and she tells him Litoff’s left ventricle is unsound following a heart attack. Steed recognises the assistant and finds a Borzoi hair on his jacket and guessing where it came from, takes Mrs Peel to see Mrs Rhodes, only to find her dead. A man from a kennel (Michael Rothwell) enters the shop, come to collect Bellhound and Steed pays him off then heads back into town and breaks into the Litoff Organisation by climbing out on a top storey ledge. He’s captured at gunpoint by Miss Pegram after finding Glover lying on Litoff’s bed.
Emma visits the pet cemetery and has the grave exhumed when
the minister’s recollection is vague. Steed meanwhile learns that
Litoff died after his third coronary and Glover’s share of the
embezzled wealth is £11M, which he plans to use in being
obnoxious - “I want to be ill mannered and rude and uncouth,
and order people about, especially women. I look forward to being
excessively rude to a considerable number of handsome women!”
Later, the sexton uncovers a human body in Bellhound’s grave but Glover is visiting the cemetery and rushes away to warn Pegram. They arrange their escape after cuffing Steed to Litoff’s bed and then Emma arrives, pretending to be from Pedigree Kennels, but Glover recognises her and she’s cuffed as well. Steed produces a solid gold toothpick for her to free them with while Pegram fails in convincing her co-conspirators to kill them. She decides to let them go - over the ocean - but when she goes in they’ve escaped and trick her with a trail of bedsheets out the window. Emma attacks her while Steed apprehends Glover and Arnell and they lead them all off into custody.
Emma visits Steed with two Borzois and tells him to open his present. He looks pained and explains “Mrs Peel, I’m an Englishman and therefore a dog lover, but I prefer not to have dogs in my demesne or upon my necktie”, revealing a bright yellow tie with a hideous painted dalmatian on it, and she grins at him.
|Transmission dates:||Foreign title||
coffee (with milk)
|Germany||9/06/93?||(Wo der Hund begraben liegt)|
|France||15/09/1968||(Un petit déjeuner trop lourd)|
|Italy||30/11/1973||(diamanti a colazione)|
|Spain||---||(el desayuno de 50.000 libras)|
|The Netherlands||?||(Diamanten en honden)|