• title card: white all caps text reading ‘FALSE WITNESS’ superimposed on a view up a London Street. Melville walks away upscreen and we can see Penman’s legs sticking out from behind a red telephone box
  • In a quiet suburban street, Steed sets up his own personal bus stop. His yellow Rolls-Royce and a soon-to-be-confused commuter in the background
  • Lord Edgefield smirks as he knows the witness will not testify
  • A view inside Mother’s ‘office’ on the top deck of a Routemaster bus
  • Tara is soscked to the skin and milk pours off her face as she fights Sloman in the vat of milk
  • The steel butter machine, with Tara trapped inside, pressed against one of the wedge-shaped windows
  • Tara stands in the background, surprised to find Steed trying to use up the left-over butter om a mountain of toast

Series 6 — Episode 6
False Witness

Teleplay by Jeremy Burnham
Directed by Charles Crichton

Production No E.67.9.12
Production completed: July 11 1968. First transmission: November 6 1968.

Regional broadcasts

BroadcasterDateTime
Thames Television6/11/19688:00pm
ATV Midlands7/11/19687:00pm
Granada Television23/02/19698:25pm
Anglia Television7/11/19687:00pm
Border Television17/11/19688:10pm
Channel Television7/11/19687:00pm
Grampian Television6/11/19688:00pm
Southern Television15/01/19698:00pm
Scottish Television13/02/19698:00pm
Tyne Tees Television6/11/19688:00pm
Ulster Television7/11/19687:00pm
Westward Television7/11/19687:00pm
Harlech Television7/11/19687:00pm
Yorkshire Television8/11/19687:35pm

TV Times listing

TV Times listing for a 1980s repeat on Channel Four
Sydney Morning Herald listing for January 17 1969, 8pm
The Age listing for January 21 1969, 8.30pm

9.35
The Avengers

False Witness
By Jeremy Burnham

Tara nearly drowns in a butter machine.

Previously shown on ITV

John Steed Patrick Macnee
Tara King Linda Thorson
Land Rio Fanning
Melville Barry Warren
Brayshaw John Atkinson
Penman Peter Jesson
Lord Edgefield William Job
Mother Patrick Newell
Rhonda Rhonda Parker
Dr. Grant Arthur Pentelow
Gould Larry Burns
Little Man Jimmy Gardner
Sloman Dan Meaden
Sykes John Bennett
Plumber Michael Lees
Sir Joseph Tony Steedman
Amanda Terry Eliot
Nesbitt Simon Lack

Designer Robert Jones Director Charles Crichton; Producers Albert Fennell, Brian Clemens Executive in Charge of Production Gordon L. T. Scott

ABC Television Network Production

International broadcasts

BroadcasterDateTime
ABN2 Sydney, Australia17/01/19698:00pm
ABV2 Melbourne, Australia21/01/19698:30pm
ABC New York, USA25/11/19687:30pm
ORTF2 France6/12/196910:05pm
Suisse Romande, Switzerland22/07/19698:20pm
French titleFaux témoins
ZDF Germany
German titleDie Milch machts
KRO Netherlands9/10/19709:35pm
Dutch titleDe verrader
TTI Italy14/1/1981 C51
Italian titleFalsa testimonianza
Spain16/03/197011:10pm
Spanish titleFalso testigo

This episode was not broadcast in Germany and would not screen there until 1999. Italy also didn’t see it until 1981.

USA: Chicago Tribune listing for November 25 1968, 6.30pm
USA: New York Times listing for November 25 1968, 7.30pm
Switzerland: Journal de Genève listing for July 22 1969, 8.25pm
Switzerland: Journal de Jura close up of the episode summary
France: Le Confédéré listing for December 6 1969, 10.05pm
Spain: ABC Madrid listing for March 15 1970, 11.10pm
Netherlands: Dagblad de Stem listing for October 9 1970, 9.35pm
Netherlands: Leidse Courant episode summary for October 9 1970
Switzerland: Journal de Jura listing, photo and summary for July 22 1969

Continuity & Trivia

  1. 1:30 The music is from Escape in Time.
  2. 3:10–3:21 (2:50–3:00) - The street corner with the phone booth is unsignposted - presumably removed by the crew - except for the couple of seconds [2:50–2:55] when Melville steps from the booth and walks off when it reads MACKENNAL STREET, NW8 (which is just north of Regent’s Park). It’s gone again when Penman passes the booth at 3:21 (3:00).
  3. 4:40 — Steed declares, “It’s Mothers’ Day!” - which places this episode on Sunday March 24th ’68 (the episode was filmed in July 1968).
  4. 5:52 and throughout - To back up Steed, the double decker bus has “Remember Mothers’ Day” posters on the side.
  5. 5:52 and throughout - Mother’s office is in a double decker bus in this episode, an idea that appears in the misguided feature film version of “The Avengers”.
  6. 6:33 — Mother utters some dreadful Sixties faux “Chinese” while on the phone.
  7. Mother incorrectly refers to Lord Edgefield as “Lord Edgeworth”
  8. 7:15–7:35 — Sleazy Steed : Steed very unsubtly checks out Rhonda from head to toe, both times she walks down the bus to hand him something.
  9. 10:26 — Plummer’s flat reappears in The Interrogators as Caspar’s flat
  10. 19:27 (21:00) - The silhouette version of the painting from From Venus with Love hangs sideways on Lord Edgefield’s wall.
  11. 21:40 — That’s not Patrick Macnee running through the basement!
  12. 32:10 — The stunt double for John Bennett is not much like him!
  13. 33:51 — The signpost beside the telephone box points the way to Radlett.
  14. 34:06 — Tara’s strange phone call to Sir Joseph:
    TARA: Sir Joseph!
    SIR JOSEPH: Yes, Miss King?
    TARA: This is very unimportant!
    SIR JOSEPH: Well don’t bother me now, I’m very busy.
    TARA: I don’t want to warn you!
    SIR JOSEPH: I beg your pardon?
    TARA: Whatever you do, don’t be careful.
    SIR JOSEPH: Look, er, you’re wasting my time Miss King (HE HANGS UP)
    TARA: Sir Joseph?!
  15. 38:57 — Tara’s desperate note reads: “The milk is harmless”.
  16. 41:37 — This is the only time that Rhonda ever makes a sound - she whistles loudly to call Gould up the stairsa of the bus.
  17. 42:08 — Tara makes an almost identical whistle a few moments laters - were they dubbed in sound effects?
  18. 47:25 etc. - The stuntmen barely resemble the actors.
  19. Running time : 50′14″

The Transport

MarqueColourNumber
MGBpale lemonUGP 738F
Rolls-Royce 40/50 h.p. ‘Silver Ghost’ 1923 H.J.Mulliner tourer (chassis number 46LK)pale lemonKK 4976
Morris Minor convertiblegrey, brown hood600 CPU
London bus (707 to Piccadilly Circus)post office redOLD 666
Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud III 1965 (chassis SJR199)masons black over burgundyGJJ 738C
Milk Floatoff whiteKWC 739
Milk Floatoff whiteFGY 235
Lotus Europa S2 Pre-production [Type 54] 1968redPPW 999F

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