The Alternative Episode Titles Game

Cybernowt · Post by **Cybernowt** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:49 pm

How about alternative descriptions of existing titles?

Hot Snow.
Crappest winter ever. Dr Keel and his girlfriend dont go sledging.

The £50,000 Breakfast.
Steel and Mrs Peel debate whether The Ministry's expence budget will cover this one.

Death On The Slipway.
Ministry budget cuts mean the gritters couldn't go out again.

Man With Two Shadows.
Steed and Mrs Gale encounter Cliff Richard and his band who've just been in a bus accident.

oneknightsteed · Post by **oneknightsteed** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:13 pm

Escape In Time > Escape In Mime
Steed can't get out of the box. Emma is speechless.

Silent Dust > Silent Crust
Steed finally fixes Emmas toaster.

The Master Minds > The Master Binds
Steed teaches Emma's 'Queen of Sin' who's who.

The Correct Way To Kill > The Correct Way To Shill
Emma's on a winning streak. Steed shines the crowd.

Frankymole · Post by **Frankymole** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:52 pm

Cybernowt wrote: The £50,000 Breakfast.
Steel and Mrs Peel debate whether The Ministry's expence budget will cover this one.

Whilst Sapphire and Steed eat a gold-plated fry up?

Dandy Forsdyke · Post by **Dandy Forsdyke** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:12 pm

Silent Dusty

Steed treats Mrs Peel to a Dusty Springfield concert. Unfortunately the singer has laryngitis.

skypilot1988 · Post by **skypilot1988** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:41 am

that was hilarious

Ketman · Post by **Ketman** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:54 pm

The Pinged Avenger
Emma annoys Steed with her pea-shooter.

The Living Bread
Steed decides to loaf them and leave them. "It's the yeast we can do," says Emma.

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Stationery Cupboard
Steed loses his punch, and Emma gives no quarto.

Post by **Allard** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:24 am

Thumbs up for Ketman.

Ketman · Post by **Ketman** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:40 pm

Thumbs up to you too. I've just recently realized that you are Mother around here. Shows how little I read stickies and things like that.

Ketman · Post by **Ketman** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:18 pm

Something Tasty in the Nursery
Emma puts on a romper suit and merges with the crowd at the toy cupboard.

The Gown of No Return
"We can't take it back, Mrs Peel," says the assistant at Harvey Nicks. "It looks as though it's been in a fight."

A Surfeit of N20
"Steed, take a look at this...hahahahaha...it must be hohohoho a million cubic litres of... heeheeheehee... I've got a feeling it's...hohoho...hahahahahaha..," says Emma suspiciously.

Dandy Forsdyke · Post by **Dandy Forsdyke** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:46 pm

Brief For Murder > Briefs Are Murder
Steed prefers the comfort and extra room in his boxers. "Much better undercover, if you understand my meaning!" Mrs Gale isn't amused.

Brought To Book > Bought A Book
Nothing much happens. Steed pops into WH Smith and buys a book. Big whoop. And you thought these episodes were wiped by accident??

They Kept Killing Steed > They Kept Billing Steed
The untold story behind Mrs Peel's stretch crimplene instead of her expensive leather catsuits.

"They looked too tight, Mrs Peel!"
"I think you're the one that's tight, Steed!"